I tried to find a site that gave us these kind of prompts I did not find one. I was taught if you want something that does not exist make it. Sometimes we need to get outta our heads and remember why we love to write. Make yourself laugh or cry I do not care. If you are particularly proud of what comes out I will post it here just send me a link.
Funny thing….my husband fussed at me when I got a quote wrong from the game…..he said “without ethics what are we”
SOOOOSO writers, bloggers, bored folks here we go. The first set of sentences was overheard at a fashion show what kind you do not know hehe. The second set was overheard at a ball game….what kind you do not know…I am lovin this. Few reules ….like my accent.
1) Use at least 10 of these 5 from each list.
2) HMMMMMMMmmmm yuep that is it..
I do want to wash my hands…can I wash my hands?
Oh yeah that’s the way.
Be Dustin Be Dustin
I was actually moved to tears
Lets all be Dustin
I know I gotta work this
WHERE IS THE GLITTER SPRAY
Just a shitty shitty chain restaurant
I need a piece of gaff
Tequila on my shoulder makes me happy
I am a real man
Did you say edible…not quite deep enough.
Beer is among the one necessity for my life right now
Oh yeah, well you are poking out now
Always a wild card
They said Chicken down, but supposedly I heard they can go underwater.
I need a little piece for my boobies.
I’m feelin a little wild child
dang girl dang
Is that mine….nah Ill take hers
All the blacks have woken up from their slumber too little too late
clock is at zero substitutions being made
Gimmie yer bowl
All goes flat
again pass isnt sharp
works the outside
He’ll use a stiff arm
He is a big tall man
Get the turn
You carry that mindset with you
Battle for third place
you are obviously dangerous
stop farting for a living
look up and see some support
its itty bitty
Done it so many times
see his foot come rappin
that is frustration
every guy shows the character he has inside
Have fun and remember the rule…….come on there is only one.